Does anyone else remember Jily fic circa 2006 where Sirius was constantly hyperactive and Remus did nothing but eat chocolate whilst reading and Lily was an uptight shrew with curves in all the right places who yelled angrily all the time and James was a smooth lothario who fucked every girl with a pulse and Peter’s absence was explained in an author’s note right in the middle of a paragraph (I dIdnt include PeTERBecause I HATE HIM URGHH xoxoxox lol!!!! *~*~*~*~*~!!) or was that just a fever dream I never quite escaped from?