[Image Description: four gifs in a vibrant Halloween palette. 1) A werewolf howling against the moon, in purple. 2) Floating pumpkins over the purple ceiling of the Great Hall. 3) A deep orange wall with the words “The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, enemies of the heir beware” written on it in blood. 4) Winged Death carrying a man into the yellow sky, surrounded by birds.]
The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad shit about people. How many witches hexed their best friend’s dress robes to always be one size too small because they were fighting? And you expect me to believe that people ACTUALLY stayed in bed during curfew instead of flying through the Scottish highlands? Also the castle is designed to ruin your fucking life. Can you imagine being drunk on the moving staircases?? That’s an entire mythology of student stories in and of itself. I’m just saying, when I was in high school someone locked and duct taped a car alarm into a locker and then set it off for two hours straight and I’m 95% sure he wasn’t even a wizard
- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagall
gryffindor’s reject griffin lion / ravenclaw’s pseudo-raven eagle / hufflepuff’s badger??? ran out of ideas / slytherin like a snake,
Peter The Rat turns into a rat / 2 Wolf 2 Mann (2003) / sirius is a dog / james staying stag & harry takes after his father,
arthur Weasel weasley / severus ‘lily did it first’ snape / albus ‘eternal self-drag’ phoenix-dumbledore, all of these are gold and i congratulate rowling on her skills in foreshadowi-
- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagall
